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HAVE YOU LOST YOUR JOB FOR WATCHING CHOPPED ON THE CLOCK, AGAIN? KEEP CRASHING YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU CAN’T LOOK AWAY FROM THE BIG REVEAL OF WHO’S GETTING CHOPPED? YEA, US TOO. IT’S GETTING DANGEROUS. THAT’S WHY WE MADE CHAPPED. THE WORLDS LONGEST RUNNING PLAY ACTION COVERAGE OF AMERICA’S GREATEST COMPETITIVE COOKING SHOW, CHOPPED. STARRING JULIANE “LISA DANK” POPELKA, AND NO ONE ELSE.
FORGED IN FRIENDSHIP *FIENDSHIP
ARE YOU LIKE US? DOES YOUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND 18-88 YEAR OLD, MOSTLY WHITE MEN, MAKING KNIVES IN HOMEMADE FORGES? DO YOU LIVE BY THE BACK POCKET BANDANA CODE? (IF YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN). WE DO! AND BY WE, WE MEAN: LISA DANK, ARCHANGEL MITZRAEL, AND THE 73RD DJINN SISKERWAH. WATCH OUT. THE PLAY ACTION IS AS HOT AS THE BILLETS.

Our sophmore program – Forged in Friendship *fiendship. It’s three worlds’ only play action coverage of this world’s greatest knife making show: FORGED IN FIRE
Starring: Lisa Dank, 73rd djinn Siskerwah, and Mitzrael, an misassiugned archangel.
PRODUCTS COMING SOON!
THE PEE PEE PIPELINE
THE FART FUNNEL
BALL MAGENTS
WHORE BLINDERS
WHORE WARDS
GORO ARMS
THE VAGINA VAMPIRE
AND MORE!
Meet
Our Team

Juliane “Lisa Dank” Popelka
Award winning creator, song writer, and comic. Technically she’s an award winning baker as well, thus empowering her to be such a cold hearted bitch.

Nasty Dove
A nasty ass dove that Mr. Jackson didn’t fully kill that Juliane nursed back to health over the course on an afternoon.
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