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HAVE YOU LOST YOUR JOB FOR WATCHING CHOPPED ON THE CLOCK, AGAIN? KEEP CRASHING YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOU CAN’T LOOK AWAY FROM THE BIG REVEAL OF WHO’S GETTING CHOPPED? YEA, US TOO. IT’S GETTING DANGEROUS. THAT’S WHY WE MADE CHAPPED. THE WORLDS LONGEST RUNNING PLAY ACTION COVERAGE OF AMERICA’S GREATEST COMPETITIVE COOKING SHOW, CHOPPED. STARRING JULIANE “LISA DANK” POPELKA, AND NO ONE ELSE.

  • Chapped – Episode 34 – Michael Jackson Nose
    by Juliane Popelka
    Well….if I didn't predict my own fate by making light of these contestants obvious lack of employment.  But my job less is your joy gain because there's literally no excuse for me to miss episodes.  Like my contestants, "I'm taking some me time." As such, I'm giving you what you want.  Hard hitting, live action, […]
  • Chapped – Episode 33 – No Jokes Only the Real Deal
    by Juliane Popelka
    Well what terrible timing to fall off a regular schedule with releasing this program – someone shared the show and I got hundreds of unique IP addresses streaming this hot, intense action in one day.  Then life happened and I shit everywhere and missed April.  But that's neither here nor there as today we talk […]
  • Chapped – Episode 32 – My Color Wheel
    by Juliane Popelka
    Your best friend is back.  Your best friend is taking you gambling.  Craving a weekend in Vegas?  Well how about an episode of Chapped centered around some nasty ingredients and a few contestants obvious gambling addictions in this "Casino Royale" themed episode. Listening highlights: Long wieners The additive properties of the color wheel My cat's […]
  • Chapped – Episode 31 – Are Your Eyes Missing Out?
    by Juliane Popelka
    Welcome to the  New Year.  Or, if you are a like us, welcome to the beginning of the end of the lunar year.  Just like the old gypsy foretold, today is a day where we take it back to our roots.  The original Chopped kitchen, regular shitty cooking and the usual crew loaded up with […]

FORGED IN FRIENDSHIP *FIENDSHIP

ARE YOU LIKE US? DOES YOUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND 18-88 YEAR OLD, MOSTLY WHITE MEN, MAKING KNIVES IN HOMEMADE FORGES? DO YOU LIVE BY THE BACK POCKET BANDANA CODE? (IF YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN). WE DO! AND BY WE, WE MEAN: LISA DANK, ARCHANGEL MITZRAEL, AND THE 73RD DJINN SISKERWAH. WATCH OUT. THE PLAY ACTION IS AS HOT AS THE BILLETS.

Our sophmore program – Forged in Friendship *fiendship. It’s three worlds’ only play action coverage of this world’s greatest knife making show: FORGED IN FIRE

Starring: Lisa Dank, 73rd djinn Siskerwah, and Mitzrael, an misassiugned archangel.

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  • FORGED IN FRIENDSHIP – EPISODE 2 – HELL'S ACCOMMODATIONS
    by LISA DANK
    Your three best buds are back and right in time for Mother's Day! Join your favorite demon, angel and human lady for this episode of a the most erotic play action coverage of the best knife making show on Netflix – Forged in Fire. Highlights: Action Bronson Santa Claus Josh Beautiful Winter So many surprises…. […]
  • FORGED IN FRIENDSHIP – EPISODE 1 – AGREEMENTS
    by LISA DANK
    Let's get ready to make knives!!!  This is the deadliest sport, with play action coverage fittingly brought to you by two undead beings and a exiled regional pop star! Join entertainer Lisa Dank, dick djinn Siskerwah, and Archangel Mitzrael for the coverage of amateur knife makers you need now. Theme music coming in ep. 2. […]
  • FORGED IN FRIENDSHIP – PROMO
    by LISA DANK
    FROM THE MAKERS OF CHAPPED – The only live action play coverage of the Earth's greatest knife making reality show – Forged in Fire.  Featuring your host human superstar and social pariah, Lisa Dank, Archangel Mitzrael and 73rd djinn Siskerwah.  Maybe someday someone will join us, until then, let's forge some friendship in the meantime. […]

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Juliane “Lisa Dank” Popelka

Award winning creator, song writer, and comic. Technically she’s an award winning baker as well, thus empowering her to be such a cold hearted bitch.

Nasty Dove

A nasty ass dove that Mr. Jackson didn’t fully kill that Juliane nursed back to health over the course on an afternoon.

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